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PostSubject: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:19 pm

Hello Pzoners...naisipan ko lang po na magimbak dito ng mga jokes
na nagmula sa legendary duo na PorChop duo...
Eto po ay para naman ma-entertain ko, mapangiti o mapaligaya
kahit sa isang baduy at corni na paraan...
ipagpatawad nyo na lang po kung hindi kayo matawa.. cry

Simulan ko na po...

in 1...2...3...action!!!!

(palakpakan) clap clap clap


Chopy: pare kahapon sumakay ako ng bus sa Estrella... Pagdating ng ayala may sumakay babae at lalake...
Eh maluwag naman yung bus pero sa dulo umupo yung dalawa.
Eh di tiningnan ko... Nakita ko Porky yung babae hinalikan yung lalake.
Porky: sa loob ng bus?
Chopy: oo pare. At nakita ko yung lalake hinawakan yung babae sa su...su... sa dibdib..
Porky: sa loob ng bus? Napakahalay naman nyan.
Chopy: pagkatapos nakita ko inilabas nung babae yung dibdib nya at sinipsip nung lalake.
Porky: sa loob ng bus? Grabe naman.
Chopy: sinabi mo pa. Batang bata yung babae eh... Mga 18yrs old.
Porky: iba na kabataan ngayon... Eh yung lalake ilang taon?
Chopy: siguro mga... Tatlong buwan pa lang.
Porky: bwisit!!!
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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:13 pm

thanks po for sharing.


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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:46 am

thanks for sharing tol!
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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:22 pm

another PorChop Duo jokes


anak: mommy...Batit ato utal?

Mommy: im too busy, better ask your sister.

Anak: titter..Titter...Batit ato utal?

Sister: im too busy, better ask your brother.

Anak: brother.. Brother...Batit ato utal?

Brother: im too busy, better ask Daddy.

Anak: daddy...Batit ato utal?

Daddy: kati anak.. Tupot ka pa
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Porky: pre ang tibay pala ng multicab na sasakyan ano?
Chopy: bakit mo naman nasabi?
Porky: eh nagbyahe kami last year sa NLEX ng may nagbanggaang multicab at Philippine Rabbit.
Grabe pare wasak yung unahan ng Philippine Rabbit.
Ilan lang ang pinalad mabuhay...Tsk
Chopy: grabe...tsk..Eh anong nangyari sa multicab?
Porky: ewan ko..Hanggang ngayon..Di pa din nakikita.
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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:39 pm

Porky: alam mo ba pre nabadtrip ko kahapon sa bus.
Chopy: bakit naman pre?
Porky: punuan kase sa bus..Eh nung makita ko yung matanda na
nakatayo sa bus sabi ko dun na lang sya umupo sa upuan ko at tatayo na lang ako...
Aba eh imbes na magpasalamat minura pa ako.
Kung maabot ko lang sya eh sinapak ko yung matanda.
Chopy: grabe namang matanda yun..Teka... Maabot? Bakit? Nasan ba yung matanda?
Porky: sa kabilang bus.
Chopy: anyek.
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Chopy: pare, pwede pala kainin ang ilaw noh?
Porky: imposible. Pano mo kakainin yun?
Chopy: eh narinig ko tatay ko sabi sa nanay ko.. "darling..Patayin mo yung ilaw at kakainin ko na yan".
Porky: ngee!


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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:08 pm

nice tol,jejeje.
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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:08 pm

nice tol,jejeje.
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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:21 am

Ang mekaniko
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isang araw galing si Porky sa
trabaho nya sa talyer sa cubao.
Sumakay sya ng bus pauwi.
Pagdating ng guadalupe ay madaming sumakay.
Porky: miss pasensya ka na,
baka sabihin mo naman di ko
gentleman. Pagod lang ako sa
trabaho. Kung gusto mo
kumandong ka na lang. Kumandong nga ang babae.
Porky: ah..Miss gusto mo
hulaan ko trabaho mo?
Miss: sige po.
Porky: manikurista ka noh?
Miss: pano nyo nalaman? Porky: eh kase maganda
nailpolish mo.
Miss: kayo po gusto nyo hulaan
ko?
Itinago ni porky ang kamay nya
na may grasa pa. Porky: sige nga.
Miss: mekaniko po.
Porky: pano mo nalaman eh
itinago ko na kamay ko.
Miss: eh kase po.. Kanina nyo
pa jina-jack yung pwet ko. Bastos..
Pasensya na


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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:22 am

mahilig
dumating ang tito ni porky
galing saudi. Porky: gusto mo tiyo dalhin
kita sa mga beerhaws? Tiyak
namiss mo to dun. Daming chix!
Tiyo: sa ganyang bagay porke
bihasa ako diyan.
Porky: sige nga tiyo..Pano? Tiyo: pumunta ka sa
beerhaws..Kumuha ka ng
babae, anuhin mo ng daliri mo
yung eng-eng ng babae at
amuyin ko dito sa bahay at
sabihin ko pangalan. Nagpunta mag-isa sa cubao si
porky. Kumuha ng chix. Inano
yung eng-eng at tinanong ang
pangalan. Pagkakuha ng
pangalan ay agad umuwi.
Porky: eto na tiyo. Tiyo: amuyin ko...Hmmmm...
Mercy ng cubao.
Porky: tsamba!
Kinagabihan pumunta naman
sya ng malate,inanu yung eng-
eng, tinanong ang pangalan at umuwi.
Porky: eto na tiyo!
Tiyo: amuyin ko..Hmmmm..
Brenda ng malate!
Porky: galing ah.
Kinagabihan pumunta ng pasay si porky. Pero mag-uumaga na
wala pa sya makuhang babae
kaya pwet na lang inano nya.
Pagdating ng bahay.
Porky: tiyo..Eto na
Tiyo: paamoy...Hmmmm... Hmmm.. Hmmm... Bago yan
ah... Pakilala mo naman ako.


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PostSubject: Re: House of "PorChop Duo Jokes"   Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:27 am

Grabe natawa ko dun ha,nice po thanks po for sharing.


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